Welcome
To the FQP ICO

Once mocked as "cheese-eating surrender monkeys", the French are back with a vengeance — and a meme coin that reeks of potential.

FQP stands for Fromage Qui Pue (“Stinky Cheese”) — an unholy blend of 90s jokes, French pride, and crypto degens who missed Doge Shiba and PEPE.

This is not a serious coin.
But the ETH it raises is serious.
It funds PATATA, my next big crypto project (think meme meets utility, more on that soon).

Here’s how the cheese melts:
9 trillion tokens total
6T to the public via ICO
2T to Uniswap LP
1T to me (the Cheese Master™) — half of which (500B) will be dropped on the community like a surprise camembert

Starting Price:
1M FQP = 0.000002 ETH
Goes down every hour by 2K FQP
Final floor: 250K FQP per 0.000002 ETH

You’ve got 384 hours (16 days) to grab your slice before Uniswap gets fed.
After that? You’ll wish you’d sniffed harder.

Smart contracts are public: No rugs. Just cheese.